Chill Juice

A beverage you offer to someone who needs to calm down and relax.

Bro 1 - "What are we gonna do about the body? I'm freaking out here!"
Bro 2 - "Dude, you need to sip on some chill juice. We'll just dump it in the river."

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Chill Juice

Chill Juice is just liquified Plutonium. It is radioactive and you shouldn’t drink it unless you want your brain to turn into ramen noodles.

Example: “Hey guys want some Chill Juice? I had a sip earlier and this stuff makes me feel woozy. Uh oh… why does my head hurt?”