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The name Chilton comes from the latin word "AzureChilly" which translates to "fat cunt." Chilton's are rare breeds of people who enjoy the finer things in life, such as children. Chilton's often spend 98 to 99% of their days on the popular gaymer app Discord. They also often have the first name Mike and enjoy watching younger children from inside of blue couches. These plump Mike Chiltons also do not have sex, they lie about getting blowjobs by their hot indian ex Chinnu.
~Bro is that a Chilton?
-Yeah man I think that's a Mike Chilton
~Yoooo he is so plump though
-Is he wearing a limited edition Azure YT "Play Planetarium on spotify" shirt? I always wanted one of those!
~Don't take it from him man, he is so smelly and plump it might contaminate you.
-Is he going into the Blue Couch Shop? What would he need a blue couch for?
~Mike Chiltons hide in blue couches to spy on children man, it's their kink.
-That's mad creepy, he really is a Chilton.
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a small city of about 3000-4000 people, in Wisconsin. They have a beautiful School and are in Calumet county.
There is also a town in Texas called chilton.
My Boyfriend just moved from Milwaukee to Chilton.
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A place near to Newton Aycliffe which is the breeding ground of chavs, gypsies and hippies A.K.A "CHAV - CENTRAL". If you had a £1 for every brain cell in Chilton, you'd have 50p as Chilton is nothing more than a no man's land with the best thing in Chilton been a local takeaway or a co - operative, you would get more thrill from taking a shit than visiting Chilton as you fear for your life at the thought of been stabbed to death by raging 12 year old kids who hang round the shops threatening to steal your shoe laces or afterwards go raiding the bins. Chilton is a place you'd best avoid with the closest thing to bath been puddles left on the streets with the drunks laid about the streets. My advice would be to avoid this place as it's the Nickleback of towns in Durham but on the flip said atleast its not a worse as Darlo.
Non - Chilton lad: What's worse Chilton or Sunderland?
Chilton lad: I dunno?
Non - Chilton lad: Chilton as Sunderland actually know where they live is shite!
Chilton: Could be worse, could be Southmoor!
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An insulting name one would often call another, especially if they have a weird middle name that means anal leakage and try to make an alternate definition of it on Urban Dictionary to mask his embarrassment.
See also:
Douche Nozzle
Twat Waffle
Bandless Noobcracker
Bagel-Hole-Screwer
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A hood ass town in TX. 254 area code.
That girl is hood as hell, she must be from Chilton
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a disease of the perineum, causing anal leakage
"Shit man, she gave me chilton!"
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A highly unknown pop music genius who recorded a single ("The Letter") with the Box Tops and made three great albums with a band called Big Star before slipping even further into obscurity. During the 80s' and 90s' he created some ultimately so-so albums. He died on March 17, 2010 from heart problems.
Guy 1: Have you ever heard Alex Chilton?
Guy 2: Dude, who the hell's Alex Chilton?
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