chinese cough

An oriental hack of the throat. This is usually sudden and unpleasent. the sound made is very harsh and ear pearcing, it is comparable to that of a feline coughing up a hairball!

teacher: "The symbolic equation for this formula is *shfbshsdbfhsfv*

Student: OMG she just did a chinese cough!

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Chinese Cough Syrup

copious amounts of semen, usually resulting in a sore throat

"I can't really talk today. My throat is killing me."
"Sounds like you need to lay off that Chinese Cough Syrup!"

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