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A chinese fuck is when a white man, black man (ecspecially!), or anyone with a large enough penis (6" or more) cracks jokes at short, chinese penis's.
The man fucks a woman with a half-stroke...it's called chinese fucking!!!
girl - "why are you only putting it in half-way?"
white man - "because I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
girl - "why are you only putting the head of your cock in me?"
black man - "it's called a chinese fuck baby!"
girl - "are you putting your dick in me yet?"
chinese man - "yes I am. I am chinese and I'm chinese fucking you baby!"
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A Chinese Fuck Puzzle is something totally complicated or in disaray or disorganized. A clusterfuck
I got so frustrated with that Chinese Fuck Puzzle
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1. A clusterfuck or confusing situation. A crowded event.
"There is way to many people here." "Yeah, this is a Chinese Fuck Story."
"With all of this construction, driving downtown is a Chinese Fuck Story."
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An Asian person who likes to be really gay
Wow tim is such a Chinese fuck boi
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A Chinese Cluster Fuck is an especially egregious cluster fuck due to the combined incompetence of more people than can be counted.
"Then the cops showed up and it turned into an all-out chinese cluster fuck."
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Chinese monkey fuck Is when A a male jumps around like a chinese monkey and shoves his penis in another persons eyeball and then dips his finger in peanut butter and shoves it up the asshole
1Hey bro I just chinese monkey fucked you!
2 Hey lets go chinese monkey fuck samantha
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Those Chinese toys where you pull your fingers apart and the toy grips your fingers
I got go get my Chinese finger fuck