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When you are getting head from your girl and the split second before you ejaculate you upper cut that bitch, resulting your dick getting bit off. That's when your jizz and blood spew out like a water fountain.
It did hurt a little when she bit my penis off, but she sure did enjoy my chinese water fountain.
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When you have to puke and shit at the same time so you begin spewing out of both ends while rotating 360 degrees.
He was so drunk that he began to do the chinese water fountain in the back yard to due lack of control
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