Any martial arts deriving from Asia
Asian 1 " Just leave me alone!"
Group of rednecks " Not until you open your eyes like a normal person!"
Asian 1 "Please I don't want any trouble"
Rednecks "Well you got some" (Redneck Punches)\
(Asian blocks, and round kicks him, knocking him out cold)
Redneck 1 "Shit! Crazy bitch knows chink fighting!"
Redneck 2 " I'm going back to the pickup truck!"
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