chip the keeper

(v) A term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish act, one of many that involve the use of snack foods (Doritos, Fritos, etc.). Chip Fetishists - or Chipishts, as they call themselves - often prefer and endorse Lay's Rippled Potato Chips. "Chip the keeper" is the specific action in which a Chipisht crumbles Lay's Rippled Potato Chips over the naked body of his/her lover. The two people then rub their bodies together (not actually engaging in sexual union) until an optimal oily film has been produced between the bodies, secreting what Chipishts believe is the aphrodisiac scent of the Potato Chip. Heightened sensation is said to result.

Tonight, I want to chip the keeper, baby. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

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chip the keeper

a term commonly used in soccer, this term also refers to an underground sexual fetish that is one of many to employ varying degrees/types of sexual acts involving snack food (Doritos, Fritos, etc.), the most popular of which - in this particular ftish act - are "Lay's Rippled Potato Chips." Often, a "Chip Fetishist" - or Chipisht, as they call themselves - will crumble Lay's Potato Chip products over the body of one's lover and the two people will proceed to rub their bodies together until their skin reaches an optimal oily texture. The secreted scent of the Lay's Potato Chip is considered an aphrodisiac by Chipishts. This particular action is called 'chipping the keeper.'

Tonight, babe, we should chip the keeper. You bring the Lay's, I'll bring the dip.

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