chips and fish

When a woman's vagina smells like an sea creature and a man, who is turned on by this foul odor, takes a potato chip, preferably Lay's brand, and dips this into the vagina, stimulating the woman's clitoris. When the woman has orgasmed, the man takes the now soggy potato chip out of the vagina and eats it, signifying the conquering of the woman.

In the mid-1500's, kings of England would use the "chips and fish" technique to make a female "their bitch". However, they used a chicken wing and the procedure was much more painful for the woman.

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