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Knife, stabbing instrument, or to stab
I'll fucking chiv ya
I'll stick a chiv in your neck
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A chiv is very closely related to a pikey and indeed is all pikey, a subset of pikey, if you will.
The main difference is that a chiv's favourite style of casual-wear is Burberry.
Burberry baseball caps are a favourite amongst chivs but you do see Burberry shirts, shorts, shoes etc and very rarely you may spot a truly hardcore chiv bedecked head-to-toe in Burberry....nnnnnice.
A secondary difference is that a chiv is generally more stupid and therefore more vicious than a pikey...watch out...doubly nnnnice.
Check out that chiv fool on the other side of the street in his Burberry pyjamas.
There were a bunch of proper chivs hanging by that BMW...doubt it's there anymore.
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A highly intimate form of intercourse wherein one individual is sat upon that individual's partner, performing an action well known as the "straddle" position. this only works with people named charlie and liv, though. so if your name is charlie, go find yourself a liv so you can perform the "chiv."
Did charlie just ask liv to do the chiv?
A vile, fatal disease originating from the embodiment of pestilence himself, Mr Andy Chivers. Caused by inhaling or ingesting his bodily secretions. Gases produced by his corrosive vomit or toxic ejaculate should be avoided at all costs. Physical contact may result in scabbing, blisters, or pulsating warts. Upon contraction of The Chiv the victim will instantly rendered infertile and a bad sket. Within the first 10 days the intelligence of the victim will drastically drop, reducing someone once completely eloquent to shouting phrases such as 'not in me arse lad' or 'some o dat bing man'. Following this the victim's mental state will continue to deteriorate, their skin will begin to shrivel, they will suddenly become addicted to drugs that they have never tried, and want to start shagging less attractive creatures. After an unspecified amount of time the victim will eventually succumb to The Chiv, dying horribly in a pile of their own faecal matter and tears. Plz shar 2 spred awarnes.
Elyse just necked a pint of Andy's nob juice, she's defo just got The Chiv.
Anything, anyone, a way you're feeling, or an insult.
1. Ugh! You're such a chiv-it!
2. I'm feeling really chivy today.
3. Can you hand me that chiv-it?
4. Did you see chiv-it last night? He was unbelievable!