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When a crazy black woman becomes obsessed with a preppy white woman and starts stalking her. She calls her 'dandelion' and they become a chocolate and vanilla swirl
Crazy Eyes: I'm going to call you dandelion because they are pretty and yellow, just like you.
Piper: ooh, ohh *runs away*
Piper: hats going oh?
Guard: Closing the track
Piper: Why?
Guard: budget cuts, no staff to cover it
Piper: bug I have to run, its the only thing that makes me feel normal
Guard: y'all gonna have to do ya swirl some place else
Piper: swirl?
Crazy eyes: Chocolate and vanilla swirl!
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it’s when two people are fucking one is a light bright and the other one is darkskin and he cums then bam he gave you the chocolate vanilla swirl
i dream about him giving me a chocolate and vanilla swirl every night
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When you shit on your index and fiddle finger and then ejaculate on the same index and middle finger and then proceed to rub together these two ingredients to make the perfect Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl. The Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl is a tasty treat to enjoy by yourself or with friends. Most people prefer eating it directly off the fingers but you can also use a spoon if you choose.
Charlie has a Chocolate and Vanilla Swirl every night after his dinner.
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Chocalate Vanilla swirl occurs during the act of oral sex. A women first takes the mans seed within her mouth, and then promptly poors chocolate syrup into her mouth. Rinses, Rinses, Rinses, and spits into a small cup and your Chocolate Vanilla Swirl is ready to serve! Sprinkles and other assorted candies can be added to this delicious dish.
John: Jillian drank 5 of my Chocolate Vanilla Swirls last night!
Roberto: That's just fucked up...
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A white bitch 69’ing a black guy and rolling off the bed
“Remember Sara, yeah she just got caught giving Harold a chocolate vanilla swirl”
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A condition that occurs during anal sex in which post-ejaculation, the male seed mixes with fecal matter, producing a sticky, salty purée. See chocolate cum smoothie, three musketeers surprise, or anal fondue.
My partner and I love splitting a chocolate-vanilla swirl after a nice Mexican dinner.
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