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When you’re giving a girl anal sex and you pull your penis out and she takes a swirly shit on the tip and begins to give you a blow job.
“Ayyy you here about Auggie” “No what happened”? “Bro Auggie got the best Chocolate Top ever”!
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A sex position in which two men who have diarrhea intentionally defecate on a woman's chest and use their buttocks to move the feces back and fourth.
My buddy and I gave that bitch a chocolate top saucer!
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Shit yourself while doing a handstand. Make sure she has a spoon ready.
The white, thick and tasty topping of a beta man. Although everyone wants to get a taste of that sweet sweet topping. It is only given by the Beta very sparingly to those who deserve it.
"Michael got that White chocolate topping and i want it. Just a little taste is all I need."
"Did you hear someone got to taste Benjamins white chocolate topping? God i wish it was me."
Usually happens during surprise anal, when a woman has not evacuated their bowels properly. You usually get a five second warning after you mash a turd with your meat stick. Then suddenly, she needs to shit, so you pull out and the tip of your penis is wearing a top hat made of poo.
"After Katie gave me a chocolate top hat, life was not the same. No amount of soap can ever clean me. I might as well throw my dick out."