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When your not just friends with a girl but your not dating.
are jim and jane dating? no they're just chocolate vampires
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1. A female that craves chocolates, chocolate cake, chocolate milk, or anything else that's chocolate because it's her time of the month.
2. Anybody that has a slightly obsessive affinity for chocolate regardless of gender or hormonal condition. For example, the kid from Hey Arnold.
Miranda: Hey, Jenny! Wanna get some strawberry shortcake?
Jenny: No! I want chocolate cake with chocolate chips and chocolate sauce.
Miranda: Damn, it's shark week isn't it?
Jenny: scarfing cake down No, it's freaking Chirstmas time!
Miranda: You are such a chocolate vampire! Give me my fork back you crazy--! Hey, put those back; they're gonna kick us out!
Jenny: roars with face covered in chocolate
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The act of eating a girl out while she shits at the same time.
Guy 1: Hey so how did it go with your girlfriend last night?
Guy 2: Pretty well i had a chocolate vampire and then we did anal.
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When you put plastic vampire teeth in your butthole and chew nicotine gum while yelling "I'M A VAMPIRE".
Friday nights me and the boys like to Chocolate Vampire it up, some call us vamp-damp-boys.