A two step sexual act in which the dominant partner deficates onto the stomach of their prone partner before laying atop them, forming a sandwich-like position, to then continue fornication.
Before having sex with my freak of a girlfriend, I had to take a shit, then she protested and asked me to give her the 'ol Chocolate Whopper.
An exclamation of joy,or excitement. used light heartedly,or sarcasticly to avoid being formal. Originated after a young male won a dart game by hitting 3 bullseyes with 2 darts, and had just eaten some chocolate whopper candies. The shards was added because he is a tweeker, or meth head.
"Chocolate whopper shards!", Bobby shouted when he won the game.