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When someone wipes their ass and it smears their shit all the way onto their nuts (usually can only happen with male)if it happens with a Female it would be called a Muddy Clam.
"Jacob was nervous while taking a shit so he ended up with chocolate covered nuts"
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Where one wipes the anus from back to front as apposed to front to back, therefore carrying the faeces from the anus onto the scrotum and testicular area, usually coating them and giving them a brown colour.
Will: Yo Tom, how do you wipe your ass?
Tom: From back to front
Will: Ew fuck, you've got a case of chocolate nuts. He got a pooey balllbag
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The act of cumming in a womans ass.
Hey man I fucked her in the ass and made her eat some of the chocolate nut!
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In order to give a "chocolate nuts" a man must take a shit on their partners chest and puts his balls/testicles into the crap. Then has his partner lick and suck off the poo.
My girlfriend was pretty hungry so I went ahead and fed her some "chocolate nuts".
Dude, that african chick looks hungry, maybe she wants some "chocolate nuts".
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A sex move with at least three gay guys. When a guy gets fucked in the ass, leaving shit on his partners cock when he pulls, another watching partner jacks his nut on the chocolate lollipop as he jams it in the mouth of the man who was ass fucked.
On a hot day, Filicky loves to snack on a chocolate lollipop with nuts.
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When you're reading a Snicker's Marathon Bar and realize you are obsessed with sexualizing everything. Then you check to see if it's been posted on urbandictionary yet.
status update: The Snickers Marathon bar I was given yesterday advertises a "Chocolate Nut Burst."
When you creampie a black girl and she shits on your nuts
"Ugh dude I wanna go get chocolate nut fudged!" Said Tom
"What the fuck, man?"
Said Henry