chode lynx

Usually owned by a "chode". A cat or small dog to spark up conversation with women because the individual is too much of a chode to do it on their own. Like some kind of furry, oblivious wing-man, the chode-lynx does nothing but be furry and cute to distract the female from the owner's chode-like personality.

Man, I'm sick of this chode and his chode lynx. She's not even interested in him, she just wanted to pet his cat.

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