Chodum

The words 'chode' and 'scrotum' mashed together to make an amusing-sounding insult.

"Dude, Matt, you're such a chodum."

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chodum

This is tha area between nutz and asshole.

Lick my Chodum!!

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chodum pole

A pole that is actually short and stout, or wider than long. Sometimes called a Penis Pole.

Jack climbed over the Chodum Pole.

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The Chodum Poll

LEGAND has it that the ancient Aztecs worshiped a fertility god only known as "Chodhum". They made a "Totum Poll" but instead they called it the Chodum Poll. NOW it is a Joke between two kids in Kentucky named Kyle and Micah. They were driving down the road on a (christian) school field trip when Kyle looked at Micah and told him to write in the fog on the van window "Chodum Poll" so he did it and he got away with it.

Live Reenactment:

Kyle: Dude, write Chodum poll.

Micah: Okay

(Micah writes)
*Both laugh and point*

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