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choke on it

what to say to someone when you are annoyed by their good fortune

Bill: Good news! I just got another pay rise!
Owen: Choke on it!

by yorrick hunt January 18, 2008

686๐Ÿ‘ 126๐Ÿ‘Ž


choke on it

Live with the results or consequences of your actions since I have warned you of the outcome.

fan-Hey Jerry Jones you need to hire a general manager or your team will keep losing.

Jerry- I am not going to hire a gm I am doing great job.

fan-Choke on it. (lmao)

by mandengho October 20, 2012

23๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


choke on it

when someone tells you to do something and you imagine shoving a big cock in their mouth as a response (whether you be a man or a women or something else)

One of my employees was always late to work, always doing poor quality work and came and demanded a raise. Since I cant tell him directly, I used sign language to tell him to "choke on it" imagining gagging him with my dick as he struggled to connect his useless brain to his disabled mouth.

by Nick Sokolnikov April 16, 2021

11๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


choke

Has little or nothing to do with anticipated results. It's not limited to sports or competition. You can choke on an assignment for work, choke in an attempt to seduce a crush of yours. Jordan missing a free throw. You can choke anywhere, anytime.
Choking is when you had control, and failed to execute.

What happens is you are suppose to be focused on what your eyes are viewing. But your weak mind chooses to worry about something negative whether real or not, past or future.

It's bigger than that

Michael Jordan would be considered one of the most clutch professional sports players of all time.
Only you know when you choke. Its a distinct feeling. Choking doesn't give a crap about expectations.

by skr0oface August 16, 2010

347๐Ÿ‘ 78๐Ÿ‘Ž


choked

To perform poorly while being expected to perform well; usually in a sport or a game.

Man... if Brian chokes one more time, he's gonna get traded for sure.

The Canucks were leading 3-1, but then they choked... lost 3-5.

by Molari July 20, 2006

213๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choke

a pidgin (slang) word commonly used in Hawaii to describe something that there is a lot of.

ho cuz, theres choke haoles at the beach today!

there was choke food at the banquet

by the808translator August 9, 2012

20๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Choke

To fuck so aggressively to the point at which you can barely breath

Dang, I just wanna get choked right now

by No one did it right October 30, 2020

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