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someone who can't get their words straight and can't get them out right
chokie:um that duge..uhh i mean dude
Straight:your choked up son
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Getting a blow job at a baseball game!
I was sitting in the nosebleed section of the my local baseball coliseum! Not an attendee in sight! My partner wanted to do something frisky. Asked if choking up on the bat wasn't out of the picture. As a kind hearted and loving boyfriend, whom am I to deny! She promptly lathered up my hardy maple wood staff and went to town!
By the end of the half inning I could only review her work as knocking it out of the park!
drinking Grey Goose (and holding the bottle by the neck of "the Goose")
F#*! It's been a tough day....let's go out and choke The Goose up!!! Whoop!
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A polite way to say Go Fuck Yourself
Bobby: Hey Dave, make us a brew?
Dave: How about you Choke Your Chicken Up Your Charlie hole!!