choo choo gazoo

the detestable and contemptable act of violently cornholing a girl while she is smoking a cigarette … as your meat whistle bottoms out in her pooper she will emit puffs of smoke making her look just like a choo choo train

hey bro, she was so drunk I didn't even give her time to finish her smoke... I just bent her over and gave her the old choo choo gazoo!