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A portmanteau of chopsticks and racism, chopstickism is when you go to an Asian restaurant and the server asks Asian people, but not people of other ethnicities, if they'd like chopsticks.
I went to a Korean restaurant today and the server offered all the people around me chopsticks, but not me! I'm so offended by all this chopstickism.
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v. present participle: Any aggressive action using a straight arm and hand - where the elongated appendage resembles the tapered shape of a chopstick. This can take the form of chopping, poking, smacking, etc, particularly by someone not trained in the martial arts. (to chopstick, chopsticked)
The student received a detention for chopsticking the boy in front of him during a test.
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A Nickname in Rapping for a gun
I Shot him with my chopstick, fully loaded, no regret.
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When both hips pop out of their sockets simultaneously.
SAM: I walked up the stairs sideways last night!
JOHN: And what happened?
SAM: Both hips popped out!
JOHN: You got chopsticked! That’s called getting chopsticked!
An Asian Man's weapon of mass destruction
Guy 1: Bro I heard that the Viet Congs used chopsticks to assassinate people!
Guy 2: Wait what?! How?
Guy 1: They shoved the chopsticks up their asses
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An Asian man’s main weapon, able to erase entire buildings
Me: This man has a chopstick
John: EVERYBODY RUN
Thank you for trying your nice chinese food with chopsticks the traditional and typical of chinese glorious historical and cultual.
The little red wrappers on chopsticks actually say that on the back. Newer versions include correct spelling of "cultural".
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