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The greatest, most badass soldier to every have been blessed to wear a US uniform, or any uniform for that matter. Rivals Chuck Norris in badassery. Has confirmed 160 kills as a sniper, claimed about 250. Did not stop until the job was done. A true American patriot. Loyal to his country, his men, and his family. Tragically killed by a mad vet whom he was trying to help. Rest in Peace Chris Kyle.
Chris Kyle is the most successful sniper in American history.
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Chris Kyle was a big dick baller who used to be a sniper for the US Military. He has about 160 confirmed kills aka about 160 giant dick swings.
Bro, Chris Kyle is such a big dick baller
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The Chris Kyle refers to a person sending or giving a shot of liquor at a bar or party to someone who is on the verge of blacking out. Usually performed to remove someone who is being annoying so they pass out or…
Man: yo, Mark is being annoying as hell tonight I wish he would pass out or leave already.
Man 2: Chris Kyle him.
Man:?
Man2: *pours shot of vodka. “One shot one kill”
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To be used your cumshot goes an impressive distance, much like the sniping of famed US sniper and war hero Chris Kyle.
"Yo dude, I didn't beat my dick for 3 days over vacation! When I got home, I fired off a huge Chris Kyle!"