Chris von

Nicknamed for the sexiest mf around

Is that chris von?
You mean the hottest guy in town?

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Chris von Colijeff

This is a amazing brown hair, brown eyes, perfect hair perfect face boy. He goes to the gym and is in super good shape. He has the biggest muscles. He is super sexy and smart and cool. He is also the life of the party and amazing. He can drink so much and isn’t afraid to do anything. He’s crazy like that he also surfs and pulls hella bitches. If you have a Chris you better never give him up because he’s a catch

Chris von Colijeff is so sexy!!

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Chris von Colijeff

Mid af. Can’t get any more average than being a Chris von Colijeff.

“I saw someone bench pressing 135 today at the gym”
“That’s so Chris Von Colijeff”

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