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He is a tall guy, with dark hair. He unintentionally flirts with other people. A girl may like him and he wants a souvenir, she thought he was nice. He makes up a few rumors and puts others in an odd situation. Overall a nice guy, but doesnt realize when someone likes him.
Girl: "He cant make up his mind!"
Girl 2: "He is such a Christiano..."
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The male equivalent of Paris Hilton
Dude: "Shit, I forgot my hydrating cream, how does my six pack look?" *pulls up T-shirt*
Dude 2: "Man, fuck you! You're such a Christiano Ronaldo."
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christiano ronaldo is a footballer for man utd and portugal often criticised for his cheating (rightly so) and homosexuality.
a talented player no doubt who could easily win a game and be admired by many if he did not fall over like a sack of shit clutching his leg when there is the slightest gust of wind.
hated by fans across england he is expected to join real madrid next season despite his 3 year contract.
what a ladyboy bastard... cunt.
fact: christiano ronaldo is the biggest gay pin up in the world at the moment.
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To cum in a womans hair then style it like the man himself
I just gave that girl the christiano ronaldo
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A scapegoat for the fact that England were too shit in 2006 to win the World Cup. Nevermind the facts like Rooney stamping on someone's nuts, it was Ronaldo who ran over and spoke to the ref about it that cost England the game.
Oh and also forget the fact that Portugal defeated England in Euro 2004 in another penalty shoot out
Christiano Ronaldo came second in the young player of the 2006 World Cup
Defending for 45 minutes plus extra time with 10 men in football and holding on for penalties is a risky game- England got put out cause of it (oh and they're shit).
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Sam Christiano and senor Hacherl had a play date
The condition of mental retardation where you subsist on another being for everything.
Damn, chris! im gonna make a dictionary definition of the condition you have, im gonna call it christiano syndrome.