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a sex game where a man dresses up as santa and sits on a chair. a group of women all make individual lists of 10 things they want and one by one they fuck him while reading the list. once one woman is done reading the list the next one starts fucking him… and so on until one makes the man ejaculate. who ever makes Santa ejaculate wins one of the objects on the list
all the bad girls wanna play Christmas List with Santa
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A list of all the celebrities you would love to fuck, but, like a Christmas list, you don't usually get what you want.
Jie: Hey Tj, who is on your Christmas List?
Tj: I would have to say I would bang Megan Fox, Katy Perry, Mila Kunis, Jennifer Lawrence, and at number one Scarlett Johansson!
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Going from store to store looking for items to put on your Christmas list. To be contrasted with regular shopping as you're just making a list of stuff you want versus actually buying anything.
Store clerk: Can I help you find anything?
Customer: No thanks, I'm just going Christmas list shopping.
Store Clerk: Oh, ok.
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Ugs
Moccasins
Starbucks
Yoga pants
And a white and gold iPhone6
Guy: damn girls and their WHITE GIRL CHRISTMAS LIST
Girl: don't judge me in moccasins and yoga pants make me look hot
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A phrase jokingly used around the holiday season to let someone know you don't want to be associated with them anymore.
Joe: You promised you wouldn't get drunk and act a fool at the party.
Mike: Shit happens.
Joe: You're off my Christmas card list.
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