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when someone is terrible at rolling blunts/joints and wastes multiple papers trying to roll it, they have a chronic disorder
Me: Damn Tony, thats the third blunt you messed up!
Tony: I know, i think i might have a chronic disorder
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A contageous disease cause by being a bitch all the time! When someone is a bitch out of nowhere.
Symptoms: being a bitch Everytime All the time.
Sarah: don't talk to alex! His being a bitch lately!!
Haley: I know! He has Chronic Bitch Disorder.
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Chronic Desperation Disorder (C.D.D), is the constant state in which a male is lackin the skills to socialise with a female. Symptoms include; tying female(s) shoes, poor jokes, awkwardness, stealing their property as a ‘joke’, being a straight weird cunt, etc.
Scenario 1:
Friend 1: Hey, you know Matt?
Friend 2: Yeah he’s the dude that got straight denied by Victoria!?
Friend 1: Bro... he’s got stage 4 Chronic Desperation Disorder.
Scenario 2:
Friend 1: Yo Alex deadset got CDD.
Friend 2: Yeah bro I know, he let a bunch of bitches put makeup on him.
The severe, frequently reacurring of being a dick. Makes personal attacks verbally, wants to control all situations no matter what situations they are. Makes a girl feel as if she isnt worth respecting, like she has ducked up so badly that she doesnt deserve any respect what so ever. EVEN THOUGH SHE DESERVES THE HIGHEST FORM OF RESPECT SINCE SHE HAD TO DEAL WITH HIM FOR SO LONG. He always has something rude to say, and he always starts a fight. A guy who deserves a foot up his ass to the point where he will taste toes for the next 2 or more months. Doubts everything. The biggest douche bag on the face of the planet.
Julian Torres has C.A.D. "Chronic Asshole Disorder".
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Commonly abbreviated CAD, Chronic Asian Disorder is used to classify those who engage in standard and/or heightened asian activity. These activities can include (but are not limited to): over-succeeding in academia, exhibiting musical prowess, toting about a gauche lunchbox, possessing poor vision resulting in the need for artificial optical corrections, and commonly seek incongruous relations in the opposite sex.
WooTong, who suffers from Chronic Asian Disorder (CAD), shamed his family with his 95% on the higher lever AP cognitive abstract/impractical mathematics course VII. His excuse was the disuniting split-complimentary between his lunchbox and his glasses.
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CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder) is a brain condition that a person becomes heterosexual, liking the opposite gender. There is no cure.
Did you hear that Chad got CHD (Chronic Heterosexuality Disorder)?
Yeah, it's awful.
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When you hang around Irish or Scottish People so much too the point where you start imitating them and have a hard time breaking the habit
A:How'r u doin
B:what?
A:Sorry i Have Chronic Scotch Imitation Disorder