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A variation of a ninja fuck but with Chuck Norris. When a man is screwing a broad and stops, steps to the side, and roundhouses an oversized dildo directly into her anus, much like a hammer hitting a nail.
When you Chuck fuck, scream "This Is Sparta!" at the top of your lungs.
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A line that was just recently put in a rap battle of Abe Lincoln vs Chuck Norris on youtube. This means being all-powerful and indestructible.
Guy 1: "I just shot you in the heart, why didn't you die?"
Guy 2:"CUZ I AM CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!"
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The act of throwing up while fucking a fat women.
Fat-women: If you do ill give you big bucks.
Guy: I guess, if i get good money.
Guy: Sick. BARF!!!
Fat-women: why do guys always up-chuck fuck me!
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Ryan, i'm going to Chuck Fucking Lidell you.
What does that even mean?!
It means to Haymaker someone in the TAINT!
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A pearly-white intimacy lotion often liberally supplied to the uppermost regions of ladies in German arthouse films. It remains stored in the nutsack until required by the upright expulsion medium, known as the knob.
Miffy: "Oh Constance, the whole town is saying I trysted with Lord Whitesonly. But we have never been anything other than completely discreet.""
Constance: "Sadly, m'lady, that's less than true. For it has to be said the strings of fuck chuck adorning m'lady's chinular region have been swaying in the breeze for all and yonder to admire for twainscore and an eternity."
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Same Definition as Chuckle Fuck.
Someone who continously laughs at their own jokes or is just completely idiotic.
<Bill stands by laughing at a lame joke he just told to a group of fellows>
Tim, the caustic "you better sound intelligent or I'm going to jam my foot up your ass" guy the group turns to him and says,"You stupid, bloody fuck chuck! Shut your gaping trap!"
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An expression of excitement and question together, its origin is modern redneck and became popular in the late 2019s by an intelligently spoken well know local yocal named Amber Phelps
What the fuck chuck...where did u go yo!?