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Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long

by Big dugg November 14, 2015


Church bell

A talkative woman

Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"

by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022

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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

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Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018


ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

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church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.

i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.

by angellllliiiccaaa December 1, 2007

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balls like church bells

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

by Tarantula960 January 26, 2014

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