Church Thug

One who tries to mimic gangsta and street like tendencies when in fact they ain't never put in any work on the block and they ass in church for Sunday school every week crying with their wanksta ass selfs.

Things a church thug would say:

Whats Poppin my G, Church was banging today!

Im bout to go cop a bible my G

Yo nigga we rollin deep to prayer night?

OAP Church Thugs

A gang of elderly women, with big slab heads who bully others so that they are afraid to attend church functions. Intimidation tactics include slander, text messages sent to recipients either too early in the morning or too late at night to cause distress and sometimes outright shouting and shoving matches, always in view of the public in order to assert dominance.

"Margaret Beetson and crew are such OAP Church Thugs. They flat out refused to accept Barbara's cakes for the church bake-off comp.