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Church bell

A talkative woman

Example: "Hey man, sorry I'm late. Some total church bell on the street wouldn't stop lecturing me about Scientology. Do you know what a thetan is?"

by Vabe Tellurion December 19, 2022

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church bell

Unusually large glans on a penis.

Not tonight, hon. Your church bell made my pussy hurt!

by pentozali October 18, 2006

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Church Bell

When you take a shit that is so long that as it falls from your ass, it leans forward and bumps into the back side of your balls like clanging a bell.

"I should have pinched that deuce off sooner and it wouldn't have gone church bell on me."

by jackwagon99 January 28, 2018


Church Belling

When you're having sex with a female and your nuts clap against her anus making a sound

Damn Sean, Kelly and I was church belling all night long

by Big dugg November 14, 2015


ringing the church bells

the action of someone (inexperienced) jacking off a man's penis by painfully yanking on it. there is no pleasure derived from this sexual act, though the person ringing thinks they are administering pleasure.

the action resembles a monk/priest yanking down on the rope in order to ring a church's bells. in this scenario, the church bells are your balls, which are slapping each other with each yank.

Daniel: Hey man. Heard you hooked up with that freshman, Stephanie. How'd it go?

Andrew: Dude, it was terrible. She had no idea what to do. She was just ringing the church bells till I made her stop.

Daniel: Brutal. My condolences to your junk.

by UCLA_Chemical_Fungineer May 31, 2009

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church bell

to flick ones balls. testicles if u will.

i will church bell your balls if u dont finish this sexx.

by angellllliiiccaaa December 1, 2007

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balls like church bells

Large testicles ie brave

That base jumper's got balls like church bells

by Tarantula960 January 26, 2014

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