A turd considting of at least 70% cheese
"My doctor told me he needed a stool sample, but all i have is this churd"
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An instance of fecal matter used as a dildo.
"I can't believe your mom just did that!"
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Churd is simply short for Richurd.
Though Richurd is commonly spelled Richard... Richird, Richurd and Richerd are pronounced the same, so spelling Churd with a "u" simply calarifies the sound... or, as it seems in this case, the "vowel movement".
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Noun: chat turd...a derogatory term used for total jackmonkeys in a chatroom, typically slow and new people.
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A Chinese Nerd who sleeps a lot, loves nintendo, ratatouille and unprotected sex. He also loves rice.
Jeremy is totally a churd, did you see him eating that rice?
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Churd means the feeling of butterflies in your stomach when you think of the person you love most in your life. Itβs more than just someone you have a tiny crush on, itβs your one true person.
When Jake treats me like a princess, I feel my stomach churd
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