city jizz

A mysterious, completely unidentified precipitation that lands on you while walking the streets of New York City which most likely comes from A/C units but could also be a multitude of other strange liquids including but not limited to semen, spit, bird urine/feces, or other potentially harmful chemicals.

"Aw, man! Just got some city jizz on my face. Fuck, do I hate NYC."

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jizz city

A way to describe anything that is gonna involve blowing your load. It could describe a sick party, some run-a-tha-mill skanks comin over, or going over to your friends mom's house.

Hey cashew dick - I'm goin to your mom's house later...jizz city bitches!

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