Claggy

Thick, sticky and gooey.

Mind the mud, it's all claggy.

128👍 24👎

Claggy

the state of food when it is dry in your mouth

This bread is very claggy.

45👍 67👎

Claggy

A fluid that's clotting and has a tendency to be adhesive to various surfaces.

She pissed me off so much, I left a claggy

seminal substance on her work monitor.

4👍 7👎

claggy-in-the-waggy

The unfortunate situation, usually a result of poor or hasty wiping, of having dried poo entangled in the gooch pubic hair.

"Oh man, I rushed that poo and now I've got claggy-in-the-waggy."

14👍 4👎

Claggy

Boiled potatoes made by a single lady to impress her date. Over cooked and discussing.

Vicky's spuds were awful, they were so claggy I couldn't eat them.

Claggy douche

a proper sticky minge.

Michelle: "I wish I hadn't let him whip off his jonny last night and spuff up me. I've got a right claggy douche now!"