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clam beard

a vagina that is not clean shaven. one that has not been shaven for some time. rugged, greasy, out of control disgusting female pubic hair.

That girl's clam beard looks straight out of a 70's porn

I broke up with my girlfriend because she wouldn't shave her clam beard

by beej760 June 13, 2008

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Bearded Clam

A 1970s era erotic novel term for a vagina.

Her bearded clam wept.

by Dragonlady58 December 11, 2020

45๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

Slang for hairy, and often fishy pussy.


See: alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hatchet wound, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni

No, bearded clam is not on the menu.

by T. J. October 30, 2003

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Bearded Clam

Hairy snatch, vagina or pussy

Dude, pass the floss. I had me some bearded clam last night.

by Cary the B May 8, 2006

853๐Ÿ‘ 141๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

An obscene word for a hairy, fishy pussy

Prepare to dance with the bearded clam.

by 6piece November 19, 2007

322๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


Bearded Clam

An unshaved, salty, wet, and often fish-like piece of pune.

Lance's mom has an awesome bearded clam.

by PirateHooker September 21, 2007

314๐Ÿ‘ 58๐Ÿ‘Ž


bearded clam

yeah it's a vag.

i distinctly remember hearing it called so on a Vh1 interview with Boy George... so that's prolly one of the main contributers to it's popularity.

Um, I stuck her in the bearded clam. And it felt good.

by sam November 3, 2004

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