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clapping monkey has 2 definitions
1) a small toy, usually with cymbols, which when winded up will clap the cymbols together
2) a metaphor for a woman's vagina which is extremely loose, and would clap like a toy clapping monkey
1) hey look at that new toy i got, it's a clapping monkey!
2) hey i bet her lips go at it like a clapping monkey in the wind! (makes clapping motion between legs)
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This is the comprehensize dictionary of the clapping monkey phrase:
1)A small toy for children
2)A metaphor for a women who has had lots of sex and is such very loose and is in need of corrective surgery. Sum1 u wudnt want 2 have sex with!!! There is even hand motions to go with it.
She was as loose as a clapping monkey
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clapping monkeys means a person is very oblivious to their surroundings and just has a clapping monkey in their head because they don't listen to anyone else around them
You're not even listening, have you got Clapping Monkeys in your head
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When a group of people clap in unison, most like during a live performance. Also in referance to partying.
Dogs were barking, monkeys clapping, bears were dancing and girls were cutting loose
~Gogol Bordello
Slapping someone with both hands on either side of their face, in a clapping motion.
Inspired by Donkey Kong.
Oooh triple KO with the MONKEY CLAP!
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n. An open handed bitch-slap across the face of someone. CAn be used outta hate or playing around.
"I just monkey slapped the shit outta Steven"
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When you take your hand, spread your fingers out, and slap someone in the face.
Daniel monkey clapped Jennifer for trying to play him .
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