Clark Bar

An inbred animal with human features who has an extint smell that is used as a defense mechanism. If your to encounter such a beast DO NOT BREATH, the breath of one of these beasts is known to be very lethal. The way to spot on is by the caramel color and the freckers... may i tell you these clarks are very dangerous. They have knee slappers. STAY AWAY!

The Clark Bar is the worlds most dangerous predator and will stop at nothing to get dat money.

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the clark bar

when anal fucking a girl, get deep enough to get a substantial amount of poo on the tip of your dick. then pull out and tell her to suck it like it contains the anti-serum. if your dong has enough poo on it, this should resemble some nasty skank enjoying a king size clark bar on a fine summer day.

"so...i was balls deep in this bitch and she yelled out Nick's name. so i pulled out and gave that ho a clark bar!"

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