clark cowen

Clark is someone who is always there for you. He’s kind and he’s so much fun to be around.

Clark is rlly hot, like, so hot- and probably really good at giving head (idk though that’s just a guess. also he’s totally definitely NOT a bottom)

Clark is so fucking smart, he’s the type of person that would make a shit ton of money being a lawyer (maybe even s family lawyer who knows)
He’d have the cutest kid (Clark Jr.)

Clark is someone you can trust to always have your back.

If Clark ever kisses you, you can feel it in your whole body.

Clark is someone you wouldn’t be able to forget, and you can’t ever fully stop loving in some form, no matter what happens.

Anyone would be lucky to have Clark as their boyfriend.

Person 1: “Oh there’s clark cowen!”
Person 2: “How do you know that?? He’s not even facing us”

Person 1: “All i have to do is look at that fat jiggly ass and i know it’s him”

Person 2: “Damnnn i wish i was that caked up”