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Clarkson

ΒΉOne big noisy thing with pubes for hair

Β²An infantile pillock! That needs to tidy up a mess he has advertently caused.

Β³An insufferable oaf!

⁴A male human that resembles an Orangutan

"CLARKSON!!"

by TedCourse April 28, 2020

46πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clarkson

An erection at an inconvenient time.

Adrianne: Look Dixie, Matt has a Clarkson.
*giggle*

by dixie&adrii March 26, 2010

139πŸ‘ 37πŸ‘Ž


Clarkson

Fraqua, argument, disagreement.

I had a bit of a clarkson with the guy at the shop about the prices.

by Wordella73 March 26, 2015

9πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Clarkson

An absolute idiot of a kid.

Annoying motherfucker, always whines like a bitch.

What the fuck are you doing, you fucking CLARKSON cunt.

Fuck me your a Clarkson, my fucking brother is retarded

by DADDYLEGS90 February 14, 2022

5πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Clarkson

Clarkson University is a private school located in rural Potsdam, NY.

Characterized mostly by pompous frat boys and rich nerds born with a silver spoon up their ass that have never/will never actually work for anything in their life, Clarkson University is mostly a big sausage fest. The average Clarkson kid is usually found walking up Market Street in groups of 5 or more dudes averaging 6'5 wearing polo shirts and sandals, attempting to impress one another by talking shit to smaller groups of more modest middle class individuals, and spending their parents money at the 3 local college bars before stumbling across the street in front of a moving vehicle towards the nearest shitty pizza shop/frat house.

The typical choice for any wealthy young yuppie who is frustrated that they just couldnt get accepted to an actual Ivy League school.

I joined a fraternity at Clarkson, now I pay money to have friends, and we get to rank each other too!

by Golden Shower Knight March 31, 2009

117πŸ‘ 158πŸ‘Ž


Jeremy Clarkson

A great man who has the best opinions and an amazing way of saying things with a huge amount of metaphors, is firmly against going slower than 120mph and speed cameras, once had his own chat show called Clarkson but was recieved too much hate mail for the sheer amount of abuse he spewed.

Talking to a Spanish guy "well you're just bone idle really aren't you" not just that Spanish guy the whole of Spain...genius

by Stutley February 24, 2005

1745πŸ‘ 245πŸ‘Ž


richard clarkson

Someone with auburn hair who frequently masturbates and and spreads the residue onto his pasty body.
It is also a famous sex position in which men try to fill a woman's holes while at the same time vomiting in each other's mouths. The men are preferably of German decent and are too of the auburn race. When finished it is customary to finish off the remaining vomit with a cool glass of beer while discussing the daily news and sport.

"They gave her a richard clarkson"

"What a richard clarkson"

"I finished in richard clarkson-esque fashion"

by funnyman23 September 23, 2009

166πŸ‘ 35πŸ‘Ž