clear as beer

not clear at all

Random Student 1: Do you remember the directions for tonight's homework?

Random Student 2: No, man, Mrs. Kindall's directions were clear as beer.

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clear beered

When someone adds hard alcohol to beer. Usually without the owner of the beer aware of the situation.

Ben: For some odd reason my beer tastes a lot like tequila.
Mike: That's because I clear beered you, bitch!!

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Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker

Popular and oft’ used term that the order in which alcohol is consumed makes a difference in how you feel. However, it ends up being the quantity of alcohol consumed.

Respected Canadian researchers found in multiple studies that those who drank beer then liquor drank more so they got sicker and had a worse hangover. HENCE: Liquor then beer, you’re in the clear; beer then liquor, never sicker.