clearing out the airing cupboard

A poo of so epic a proportion that no matter how many hands of paper towels you pull out to buff up your rusty star the old brown biro never runs out of ink , hide your socks

USED ALL THE CHUFFING BOG ROLL

Shouting from the bog ......
Throw up another bog roll love , Im clearing out the airing cupboard up here

Gone through more bog roll than a covid 19 panic buying individual