cleds

The pieces of hair that grow closest to the anus which sometimes collect feces known as dingleberries

The Dingle berries that hung from my cleds were huge.

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cled

verb. the act of severely beating someone with an insulin pump.

"benji, if you make one more diabetes joke, i'm funna cled the shit out of you!

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Cled

A person who ruins your buzz on a night out (wether it be chemcially assisted or not). A uni-sex term for someone who seems to demand attention but who doesnt return anything to the group dynamic.

Guy 1: Mate anytime I hear her speaking I immediately stop listening. She really is Buzz Killington tonight

Guy2: she is such a Cled!

Guy 1: Total Cled! I dont know if I am longed out or pranged out but I know she is the originator of this fun void we find ourselves in.

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cled

a woman's genitals

woman:lick my fucking cled
man: you have to buy me a drink first

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cled

crusty and unshaven

hey did you see that big girl walk by today?
yeah man i bet she was soo cled.

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ec-cled

1: to manage, manipulate or utilize skillfully
2: to control or play upon by artful, unfair, or insidious means especially to one's own advantage
3: to change by artful or unfair means so as to serve one's own purpose and personal agenda
4: to give a mistaken impression through verbal misrepresentation typically in order to gain personal advantage

If you come to buy a new car and have a trade-in but the trade-in is not present, and you get your boss to do a sight unseen bid with the salesmen's misrepresented facts about the car and he gives the customer $2,000. Then when the trade-in shows up it is in bad shape, dosen't run and is worth $500. The boss has just been "ec-cled"

Si cled var

To not understand the science of sussy imposter in the real world of the night in the slums

I did not Si cled var when I saw the crusty figure.