Clefting

1) To speak as though one has a cleft palate

Excited clefting - 'I really love those trousers {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

Angered clefting- 'The cat has vomited in my handbag again {intermittent, incomprehensible hissing, like a Welshman saying Llanelli)'

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Cleft

N) Ruler of gay butt sex
V) To become an enzyme
Adj) illegal

Hey remember that guy cleft. Yeah he was awesome.

Cleft

A crevice in the body. (or valley if you will)

Oh i'd like to see her cleft!

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cleft

Used in biology and engineering to describe a divide, it is also a vernacular expression describing lady parts. See wedge and flange, among other carpentry terms. Popularised by the character Jeff in the BBC TV Series "Coupling"

You don't understand a word I'm saying do you? I've always wanted to do this.... Gusset. Breasts, thighs, cleft

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cleft

An insult to someone displaying low I.Q/smartness. Also an example to insult someone who's showing a lack of engagement with their friends

- How could you think Muslim was a language, you absolute cleft
-You're not drinking again, mate. You absolute cleft !

Cleft

Ben Stuart Shardlow Brannan

“Ben you fucking cleft”, Billy exclaimed as Ben smeared his orange shit on Billy’s bedroom walls

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Cleft

The Cresent Shaped Thumb, fore-finger and middle finger motion used in bedroom foreplay.

I clefted that silly Bindt / Raise the cleft signal to the sky Zelmen

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