This is an excellent nickname to give your car if you happen to drive a Ford Taurus, especially if it is rather old and beat up.
Pete should drive, I haven't rode in the Clitaurus for quite awhile.
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1. Noun. A creative distortion of the Astrological Sign, Taurus, describing someone who is typically of the fe'male persuation (though, can be a male exhibiting similar expressions), that can be rough around the edges and somewhat brutally forward in interactions.
1a. One who is typically associated with hailing from the planet Vulva, found within the constellations of Labia Majora and Labia Minora.
A: "OH MAN! Sorry to hear that. Was it her time of the month?" B: "No. She's a CliTaurus. A: "OH! I see. I totally understand."
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1. A very large American-made clitoris.
2. A vehicle similar in resemblance to a clitoris.
You're a ford clitaurus.
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An older ford taurus that doesn't run well.
A portmanteau of clit + taurus; A piece of shit car.
look at that looser try and race his ford clitaurus!
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