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Clitoris Rex

Very small dinosaur that inhabited the vulva mounds during the jurassic period. Though no direct evidence of it's existance has ever been documented, it is widely speculated to be a close relative of the larger Penisourus. This carnivorous dinosour was protected by an elastic sheath called the clit hood. It is assumed that the Clitoris Rex emerges from it's hood only when feeding. It's diet consisted of direct penile, finger and tounge stimulation.

"Did you hear about that guy who discovered evedence of the Clitoris Rex?"

"Man, don't you know that thing is a myth. The clit is about as real as dragons and unicorns."

by Cappy1 May 7, 2005

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Clitoris Rex

any Clitoris thats as big as a thumb and takes you by surprise

man I was with this girl and she had a Clitoris Rex , I yelled when I saw that thing

by Crazychris April 14, 2014

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clitoris rex

The smallest dinosaur in the world!

Very shy and usally hides between a Humanoid female's legs

by Martinique Vespuckie December 17, 2003

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clitoris rex

A mysterious extinct dinosaur.

These look like the remains of the clitoris rex.

by Steven September 16, 2003

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