Closet Band

A musical artist or band that a person only listens to in the closet just to avoid the ridicule & laughter from the other 99% of people in the world who hate their music or image.

"Cornelius pretends to like Nine Inch Nails because he wants to mingle with my friends, but Peyton Parrish is his favorite Closet Band. He goes home and flails his arms to his music while dancing to him and everything!"

Closet band

A band that you love but refuse to share with other or post about out of fear they will blow up on TikTok or other media and will no longer be unique to you.

“I’m so mad, my closet band went viral and I can’t afford their tickets now.”

Friend: “I really like this song, will you send it to me?”

You: “no, this is my closet band”