Cloud District

A place you don't get to very often.
I.E. The club, the grocery store, the Jarl's palace, a vagina

Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't.

-Nazeem (Drunken Huntsman, The Plains District of Whiterun, Skyrim, Tamriel, Nirn. Sometime in the 4th era.)

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Cloud District

Somewhere you should get very often. Roots from the phrase "Do you get to the cloud district very often? Oh, what am I saying. Of course you don't." from the extremely popular RPG video game, Skyrim.

Nazeem: Do you get to the cloud district very often?
Guard: I used to be an adventurer like you...
NCR Soldier: Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a -
Arnold: SHUUUUUUUTTT UUUUUUPPPP

{Above: Arnold Schwarzenegger discovers just how annoying radiant dialogue is in Bethesda games}

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Cloud District

/kloud/ /distrikt/ (noun)

Skyrim's favorite bards. An indie rock band from outer space. The members of Cloud District are based in New York and may be found touring at/or below the legal speed limit in a Big Red Van, stopping occasionally to yell about their feelings, death, and Magic The Gathering. They startle easy so approach with care, but they are friendly creatures who often have free earplugs in their merchbox for those with ear-holes in need.

Person 1: "Do you get out to the Cloud District shows very often?"
Person 2: "Huh, you sound like this guy Nazeem I know, he told me about that band and now they're my favorite!"

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Do you get to the Cloud District very often?

Oh what am I saying? Of course you don’t

Nazeem: Do you get to the Cloud District very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don’t