clown trash

Material items or other goods likely to be consumed or flaunted by individuals fitting the description of a clown. Can also include intellectual property or non material items.

Items-
Low quality, low cost items which are purchased in bulk from potentially unreputable suppliers, branded, marked up, and resold in online marketplaces, by similarly reputable sellers. These items may not have supply chains that promote long term customer satisfaction, sustainability, or human rights.

IP-
Content widely available on media platforms that adds little to no value to consumers, in many cases even being detrimental. It serves no other purpose than to garner attention, and it will pursue this goal at the expense of every other resource.

Seth - Hey check out these new bluetooth speakers I got on prime day, 4 for 1 can you believe it!?

Paul - Yeah man, they sure sound like they were a discount. Get out of here with that clown trash.

Seth - But this tiktok said they were the best! They even work under water, only weird thing is all the permissions they're asking for. Not sure why speakers need my contacts, location, and credit cards but oh well.

Paul - ...