clown wig

The untrimmed pubic hair bush of a grown man.

She told me my clown wig was tickling her nose.

clown's wig

When you remove the undergarments of a redheaded lady to find an untamed bright ginger thatch somewhat akin to Ronald Mcdonald's head and say wow, you've got a clown's wig

I took Mindy home last night, dude she had a clown's wig