An oddly shaped dick, that resembles a capital T
This is Will, he has a Club dick
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A long heavy dick that can be swung around like a club, usually striking a blow or thud when it lands on a gal's head or chest.
Michael has a huge "club-dick," I love it when that thudder smacks me in the face.
Everyone always wonders if John Holmes used his "club-dick" in those bludgeoning deaths.
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One that does not have sex often or at all
Zach U. Does not have sex often. He is the CEU of the Dry Dick Club
when a guy has a very big truck and is always in the fucking way.
someone who is compensating for something by buying useless shit.
Mom: "hey look, it's a member of the little dick club!" *honks horn*