While wearing a clown costume you cum inside of a girls anal cavity, then suck it out with a straw and spit it into her vagina.
Clump Cake with Sprinkles = Same as above except the girl has an STD.
Dry Clump Cake = Same as above except the girl has a yeast infection.
*While at a circus*
Clown- Hey, you see how hot Tina the Behemoth is sweating inside the stage cannon? Well I can tell you one thing for sure, Tina is getting a clump cake tonight!