coal

Coal is known to be the opposite of gem on places like the far-right extremist forum Soyjak.party. Unlike gems, which are high quality and uncommon; and the average post, which is wholly average and neither coal nor gem; your average coalpost is a special combination of low quality and low effort. Coal does not serve any use for the community other than to occupy space that could have been a gem, making watchersby hopelessly lament what could have been. Coal is doubly detrimental because it floods gems off the board to be forever lost to continuous coal spam.

chud1: Have you seen my thread on the /kway/? (RIP)

chud2: Yes, it's coal.

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Coal

A bad situation, feeling rubbish, significantly shit, depressed, opposite of solar

"Alright I ain't seen you in ages, how's stuff?"
"Fucking coal mate my cat just died"

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coal

the gift of choice for naughty boys and girls

you better watch out santa's watching you masturbate in the washroom so if you keep it up you'll get a lump of coal for Christmas but hey, at least you can use it to cook things

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coal

Because cool just isn't cool and kewl is overused.

Random dude: Dude, look at my new pink T-Shirt!
Other dude: Dude, not coal...

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coal

hmm a non-renewable energy source!

flash1:buying coal 100 each

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Coal

A baby man; an extremely immature tiny man
Very short

Wisty: coal your a babyman

Doot doot: Si
Fank: Si

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Coaled

The douchiest possible way to say you're hot, it's hot, etc. It is pronounced the same way as cold, and yet means the opposite: "as hot as hot coals," basically.

"It's so coaled out today!"

"But it's 100 degrees out today, dude."

"I know! It's like hot coals!"

"Oh..." (and then the coldest of stares)

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